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Puns That Will at Least cause a Smile

I borrowed these puns from the internet because I thought they might brighten your day.


If you have to wear both masks and glasses, you may be entitled to condensation.

Eyes hurt from excess screen time? There’s a nap for that.

When you said life would get back to normal after June... Julyed


I pulled a muscle digging for gold. Just a miner injury.

Lego store reopens after lockdown! Folks lined up for blocks.

Bury me with my old records. It’ll be my vinyl resting place.

My neighbor said he slipped on my gravel but it was his own dumb asphalt.

I was told not to steal kitchen utensils. It’s a whisk I’m willing to take.

Women’s eyes are more noticeable because it’s the mask era.

Family run community center. SHUT UP! NO ... YOU SHUT UP!


I was robbed by 6 dwarves today. Not Happy


I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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